Welcome to Clay Therapy at the Resort of Despair — where stress, regrets, and inconvenient emotions don’t get healed… they get gently covered over. This cinematic, dark humor tee blends luxury spa branding with fantasy symbolism and subtle satire, creating a design that looks peaceful, polished, and reassuring — until you realize what’s actually being “treated.”

🎨 Classic Design – A glowing tree-of-life emblem framed by intricate knotwork and spa-style typography, styled like a high-end wellness badge that promises calm, closure, and a very permanent kind of relief.

🐓 Vibe – Soft, quiet, and darkly comforting — perfect for fans of cinematic parody, symbolic fantasy, and humor that whispers instead of shouts.

👕 Premium Tee Fit – Unisex sizing, soft, breathable, and ideal for everyday wear, deep conversations, or letting people slowly connect the dots.

🧵 Fabric – Premium 100% ring spun cotton.

🎁 Great Gift for – Movie lovers, fantasy fans, sarcasm collectors, dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys clever design with layered meaning.

📦 Production & Shipping – Made to order, ships in 2–4 business days — buried safely, delivery guaranteed.

🧺 Care Instructions – Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and don’t let the irony settle permanently.