Welcome to Detox Therapy at the Resort of Despair — where emotions, regrets, and questionable life choices are gently “cleansed” under the guise of luxury wellness. This cinematic, dark humor tee blends elegant spa branding with fantasy symbolism and ironic messaging that looks peaceful at first glance… until the joke fully sinks in.

🎨 Classic Design – A glowing tree-of-life emblem framed by intricate knotwork and high-end spa typography, styled like a premium wellness badge that quietly suggests this detox goes far deeper than your bloodstream.

🐓 Vibe – Smooth, sarcastic, and darkly soothing — ideal for fans of fantasy worlds, subtle parody, and humor that feels polished on the surface and brutal underneath.

👕 Premium Tee Fit – Unisex sizing, soft, breathable, and perfect for casual wear, late-night overthinking, or pretending this shirt is about “self-care.”

🧵 Fabric – Premium 100% ring spun cotton.

🎁 Great Gift for – Movie lovers, fantasy fans, sarcasm collectors, wellness-parody enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates clever design with cinematic attitude.

📦 Production & Shipping – Made to order, ships in 2–4 business days — toxins removed, emotional baggage may remain.

🧺 Care Instructions – Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and don’t over-purify the sarcasm.