A bold, stare-down chicken and a not-so-subtle warning make this tee impossible to ignore. The Mother Cluck’n Egg Dealer shirt blends farmyard attitude with sharp humor and striking, high-contrast artwork, turning everyday style into a full-on personality statement. Perfect for backyard chicken keepers, pun lovers, and anyone who likes their humor sunny-side up with a little edge.

🎨 Classic Design – A fierce, detailed chicken portrait rendered in rich golds and reds, paired with bold typography that delivers a farm-fresh punchline with unapologetic confidence.

🐔 Vibe – Playful, sarcastic, and just a little rebellious. This shirt mixes barnyard charm with street-level humor for a look that lands laughs and double-takes.

👕 Premium Tee Fit – Unisex sizing, soft, breathable, and comfortable enough for everyday wear, whether you’re in the coop, at the market, or out causing cluck-worthy conversations.

🧵 Fabric – Premium 100% ring spun cotton.

🎁 Great Gift for – Chicken owners, homesteaders, farmers market fans, pun lovers, backyard flock royalty, and anyone who appreciates bold humor with farm-fresh flavor.

📦 Production & Shipping – Made to order, ships in 2–4 business days — packed, stamped, and ready to rule the roost.

🧺 Care Instructions – Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and keep it cool… this bird already runs hot.