Welcome to Procrastinate University, where deadlines are optional and motivation is always “coming tomorrow.” This bold, varsity-style design delivers clean collegiate energy with a brutally honest punchline, making it the perfect statement tee for students, creatives, remote workers, and anyone who proudly majors in putting things off.

🎨 Classic Design – A varsity-inspired university crest with bold “PU” lettering, arched headline text, and a clean banner layout that mimics traditional collegiate apparel with a sarcastic twist.

🐓 Vibe – Self-aware humor, academic satire, and lifestyle comedy for procrastinators who wear their priorities… eventually.

👕 Premium Tee Fit – Unisex sizing, soft, breathable, and comfortable enough to wear through study sessions, couch marathons, and “I’ll do it later” moments.

🧵 Fabric – Premium 100% ring spun cotton.

🎁 Great Gift for – College students, high school grads, remote workers, creative professionals, night owls, and anyone fluent in deadline avoidance.

📦 Production & Shipping – Made to order, ships in 2–4 business days — we promise we won’t procrastinate on shipping.

🧺 Care Instructions – Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and try not to put laundry off too long.